Tuesday, December 27, 2011

grand pianos crash together

You would think that a creature who stomps around as much as she does would be more tolerant of a little slipper noise. But apparently the sound of the Spousal Unit walking about in his new Christmas slippers is the most terrifying thing that the Slightly Retarded Kitty has ever encountered.

When he walks across the kitchen floor in his plain brown old man slippers, the SRK skitters out of the way as though she was being pursued by the devil himself, dekes into a safe spot, and then stares at him, horrified, searching his face for signs of the familiar dad within this scary monster.

Cats are weird.

7 comments:

leaz said...

Hahaha!

kelly said...

i agree cats are weird. you need a jake

Barbara Bruederlin said...

We laughed too, Leaz.

A Jake would be pretty nice to have around the house, Kelly, but I doubt the SRK would be pleased.

mister anchovy said...

On the planet they come from, cats are normal. It's just here on Earth they seem weird.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Cat planet! I'd go on vacation there, Mr Anchovy!

umbrellalady said...

Amen to that. We have the Manitoba version in our Mandy. sigh.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Mandy's not a slipper fan either, Kathy? Silly kittehs.