And then there's the matter of his often envied but never duplicated barbeque prowess. Let's just keep this between us, but if you were to show up at our place, he would grill you the best steak you have ever eaten. In your life.
Don't even get me started on his uncanny recall of the minute details of decades old television programs.
Happy birthday, Spousal Unit! Stay fine, stay funny, stay fabulous.