Here then, are my top ten keyword searches what brung you here, by category:
the "somebody's been to IKEA" category:
- i'm sitting on the rood
the "I believe you just scream 'that sounds so good!'" category
- fake an eargasm?
the "were you the guy in 15E? - sorry about that" category
- barbara farting on the plane
the "because everybody knows that brunettes would never do that" category
- blondes cranking an flooding old cars
the "which is more important, my cleanliness or my spelling?" category
- do i have to put on my antibacterial soap every 10 minitues to be germ free
the "don't they teach you kids anything in school anymore?" category
- how do I encase a stapler in jello?
the "I guess you overheard me the other day, then" category
- facebook fuckin shit biscuits
the "what makes you think I want to know this?" category
- i went back to my hotel and googled her (in hopes of finding nude, carnal images
the "I can't decide if this is redundant or impossible" category
- rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead zombies
the "have you ever seen my handwriting?" category:
- what font goes well with lucinda calligraphy?
What delightful key word searches have found your blog lately?