Thursday, November 05, 2009

what brung you here anyway?

It really has been far too long since I checked into what keyword searches have landed people on this blog. To tell you the truth, I haven't even really thought about it for a while, even though there is often comic gold buried in those searches. But then Sean shared his keyword searches with us the other day, and you know that I always copy whatever it is that Sean does.

Here then, are my top ten keyword searches what brung you here, by category:

the "somebody's been to IKEA" category:
- i'm sitting on the rood

the "I believe you just scream 'that sounds so good!'" category
- fake an eargasm?

the "were you the guy in 15E? - sorry about that" category
- barbara farting on the plane

the "because everybody knows that brunettes would never do that" category
- blondes cranking an flooding old cars

the "which is more important, my cleanliness or my spelling?" category
- do i have to put on my antibacterial soap every 10 minitues to be germ free

the "don't they teach you kids anything in school anymore?" category
- how do I encase a stapler in jello?

the "I guess you overheard me the other day, then" category
- facebook fuckin shit biscuits

the "what makes you think I want to know this?" category
- i went back to my hotel and googled her (in hopes of finding nude, carnal images

the "I can't decide if this is redundant or impossible" category
- rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead zombies

the "have you ever seen my handwriting?" category:
- what font goes well with lucinda calligraphy?

What delightful key word searches have found your blog lately?


Allison said...

Facebook fuckin shit biscuits

I think I just peed a little bit.

I will have to do this exercise, been a while since I've done it.

Wandering Coyote said...

This is effing brilliant!

- how do I encase a stapler in jello?

I loved that one! I also love all your categories!

bloody awful poetry said...

"i went back to my hotel and googled her (in hopes of finding nude, carnal images"

I am particularly tickled by the cheesiness of that. I can almost hear the voiceover and the porn montage music and everything.

Also, you should blame Jim Halpert for the jello stapler. Totally.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

A coupon for a trial sized package of Depends is in the mail, Al. And shit biscuits is in danger of usurping wankjacket as my favourite new insult.

I loved that one too, Wandering Coyote. I always love the ones that ask a question, in a complete sentence, complete with punctuation. They're the best!

You can just see the dishwasher repair guy showing up, can't you, BAP.
I am stunned that they do not study The Office in school. There is a lot of quality learning to be gleaned from that show. Jello encasement certainly figures in there.

justrun said...

Ha! It has been far too long since I've done this, too. Always worth a post.

I think that part about the "rood" though could be legitimate. Everyone I know from Alberta says rood. "Did you run on the rood or on the trail?" "Excuse me, is this the right rood?" And my personal favorite: "Oh yah, it's just right down the rood, eh."

Barbara Bruederlin said...

That must just be the Albertans who are transplanted Newfoundlanders, Justrun!

But yes, DO a keyword post!