what brung you here anyway?
It really has been far too long since I checked into what keyword searches have landed people on this blog. To tell you the truth, I haven't even really thought about it for a while, even though there is often comic gold buried in those searches. But then Sean shared his keyword searches with us the other day, and you know that I always copy whatever it is that Sean does.Here then, are my top ten keyword searches what brung you here, by category:
the "somebody's been to IKEA" category:
- i'm sitting on the rood
the "I believe you just scream 'that sounds so good!'" category
- fake an eargasm?
the "were you the guy in 15E? - sorry about that" category
- barbara farting on the plane
the "because everybody knows that brunettes would never do that" category
- blondes cranking an flooding old cars
the "which is more important, my cleanliness or my spelling?" category
- do i have to put on my antibacterial soap every 10 minitues to be germ free
the "don't they teach you kids anything in school anymore?" category
- how do I encase a stapler in jello?
the "I guess you overheard me the other day, then" category
- facebook fuckin shit biscuits
the "what makes you think I want to know this?" category
- i went back to my hotel and googled her (in hopes of finding nude, carnal images
the "I can't decide if this is redundant or impossible" category
- rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead zombies
the "have you ever seen my handwriting?" category:
- what font goes well with lucinda calligraphy?
What delightful key word searches have found your blog lately?
posted by Barbara Bruederlin @ 3:36 PM
6 comments:
Facebook fuckin shit biscuits
I think I just peed a little bit.
I will have to do this exercise, been a while since I've done it.
This is effing brilliant!
- how do I encase a stapler in jello?
I loved that one! I also love all your categories!
"i went back to my hotel and googled her (in hopes of finding nude, carnal images"
I am particularly tickled by the cheesiness of that. I can almost hear the voiceover and the porn montage music and everything.
Also, you should blame Jim Halpert for the jello stapler. Totally.
A coupon for a trial sized package of Depends is in the mail, Al. And shit biscuits is in danger of usurping wankjacket as my favourite new insult.
I loved that one too, Wandering Coyote. I always love the ones that ask a question, in a complete sentence, complete with punctuation. They're the best!
You can just see the dishwasher repair guy showing up, can't you, BAP.
I am stunned that they do not study The Office in school. There is a lot of quality learning to be gleaned from that show. Jello encasement certainly figures in there.
Ha! It has been far too long since I've done this, too. Always worth a post.
I think that part about the "rood" though could be legitimate. Everyone I know from Alberta says rood. "Did you run on the rood or on the trail?" "Excuse me, is this the right rood?" And my personal favorite: "Oh yah, it's just right down the rood, eh."
That must just be the Albertans who are transplanted Newfoundlanders, Justrun!
But yes, DO a keyword post!
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