Spousal Unit: We should get him over for a barbeque!
It's his response to everything. But it's actually not such a bad idea, provided Mike brings his tool belt, as we have loads of stuff to keep him from getting bored while the steaks grill.
Personally I am steering clear of the Stampede grounds. There is nothing for me there, except skin cancer, heat stroke, and loads of sweaty, drunk, and possibly barfing people. Even the Super Dogs show can't drag me down there, as I just cannot handle that annoying MC any longer, regardless of how cute and talented the dogs are. He wasn't funny when he told those same jokes on the Ark and he isn't funny now.
Besides, I will be far too busy preparing for my niece's wedding. I am actually going to be performing the ceremony and I have my Manitoba Marriage Commissioner certificate and everything. It seems wasteful to only use it once, so if you were thinking of getting hitched to your honey-bun, you should swing by and I will get the job done for you. It's only good for one day though, so act quickly.
But I have a dilemma. Such a momentous occasion requires suitable attire, for which I am going shopping today. Should I go for the white Elvis suit or the Xena Warrior Princess gear? I'm sort of partial to the metal breastplates, but maybe they are too much?
I desperately need your fashion advice, dear readers.