Bad Tempered Zombie's Top Five Predictions for 2009:
1. Steve Martin will continue to believe that he is the reincarnation of Peter Sellers.
2. A celebrity will die, people will be shocked.
3. Chad VanGaalen's Soft Airplane will be shortlisted for a Polaris Prize but will lose because the vote will be split.
4. Blistex will be declared hazardous to your health and my lips will shrivel up and die, and I will want to join them.
5. My neighbourhood Safeway will continue its downhill slide until it is nothing more than a glorified 7-11.
What earth-shattering events do you foresee this year?