Monday, December 22, 2008

it's virtually Christmas!

Once again Dr M is hosting a blogger virtual secret Santa, and this year I had the pleasure of drawing the name of Lisa S, the super-mom from Minnesota who writes the sassy blog, Mommy's Nest.

It appears that Lisa like to golf, and since the poor woman lives in Minnesota (which is a very lovely place, but face it, it sucks to be anywhere in the northern half of North America right now), I thought she might like to get away from all that snow and windchill for a while, and get out on the links for a couple of weeks.

So Lisa, throw some shorts into a bag and head to the airport, because you are booked for a two-week stay at this course-side suite in Hawaii:

Naturally there will be an unlimited supply of your favourite wine chilling for you in one of these adorable little wine caddies:It's a big golf course, so you are going to need a means of transport around the links. You're going to turn some heads when you race up to the green in one of these little babies:

Especially since you will be escorted around the course by an attentive caddy, who will anticipate your every need and not only hand you the right iron, but he'll be wearing his authentic Scottish golf outfit too:

So enjoy your vacation, Lisa S. And don't worry about a thing back home, they'll be fine without you for a couple of weeks. Besides, I understand that Angus gives great massages.

Subversive Shortbread photos were delayed to bring you this very important gift exchange, but will be available for your viewing pleasure tomorrow, pinky swear.


MommyLisa said...

Hawaii??? Wine??? A Hot Scott??? okay, call me Tiny "Mommy" Tim... Bless us each and every one! Merry Christmas.

Thank you Zombie.

bloody awful poetry said...

I like the kilt.
I do.

glassmeow said...

Wouldn't take more than a breeze to see what's under that kilt.

Allison said...

Mmmm...shortbread. I look forward to see them. :)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

You are most welcome, Mommy! Enjoy.

I like it very very much as well, BAP.

hahaha, is it wrong that I immediately think of the phrase "stiff breeze", Glassmeow.

Okay, okay, I get the hint, Al! Subversive shortbread photos coming right up!

BeckEye said...

Was that Ewan in the kilt?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I like to believe that it is, Beckeye.