Wednesday, September 03, 2008

I am an eight-year-old boy apparently

Did you know that the skin covering your elbow is called a weenis?

I was delighted to be told this today, even though the Resident Offspring scoffed at my ignorance and claims that she talked about little else in grade 8. Evidently she was talking to someone other than me that year.

14 comments:

Allison said...

Apparently, so I am. I can't stop chuckling at that. :)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

It's those little things that make life so delightful, isn't it, Al? For instance, I love saying "weenis".

~Jen~ said...

My weenis is very dry.....I need to lotion it up...

bloody awful poetry said...

My weenis is actually a little sore today.
Goodness, this has to be my Favourite New Word of 2008!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

My left weenis is always a little red, for some reason, Jen. Look at us, confessing weenis shortcomings.

You weren't doing this, were you, BAP? Bet that guy has a sore weenis, too.

kelly said...

i'm wondering if you rest on your left weenis more than your right?
Also thinking who would name something a weenis? and why aren't other areas of skin named? Maybe they are and I just never knew it

Sean Wraight said...

A quick one for the grammarians in the house- Would two said ‘parts’ be termed weenises or weenii then?

And lastly… For discussion: Weenis Envy, Fact or Fiction?

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justacoolcat said...

Hey look, tell a bunch of women they have a weenis and they can't stop touching it. ;-)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I may just rip the weenis right off of Blogger and shove it up its nose right now for the disappearance of the lengthy and most witty comment you have ever read. I'll try again, but it won't be near as wonderful.

Kelly, I do in fact rest upon my left weenis more, as the right one is usually involved in the mousing process. And I am mentally scanning the human body for evidence of named bits of skin, as we speak. Let you know if I turn anything up.

Urban Dictionary says "weenii", Sean, which I have to admit I prefer, being a sucker for Latinisms and all.
Weenis envy definitely exists. Apparently most people view their own weenii as weird or ugly, and I know I have on occasion covetted my neighbour's weenis.

We've been wanting one our whole lives, JustA. It's like Christmas around here now.

BeckEye said...

AH hahahahahahaha.

I hate when I whack my weenis against something. That sure does hurt.

Gifted Typist said...

What's the skin on the front part called, the wum or the warse?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

You're a incurable weenis whacker, Beckeye?

Or maybe the wuttocks, Gifted.

Bridget Jones said...

I am too, just can't stop giggling...

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Isn't the human body hilarious, Bridget Jones?