Five blades? That's just retarded. How many blades can you possibly add to a single swipe of your facial or bodily hair before you are just splitting hairs, if you'll pardon the expression?
2. ribbon decals on vehicles
First it was pink for fighting breast cancer, then yellow for troop support, and then all hell broke loose and the rainbow exploded. This afternoon, I saw a white ribbon on the back of a minivan which read "I love my mastiff". That is not a cause.
3. flavoured toothpaste
Mint was bad enough, but now we are assaulted with orange and lemon and god knows what all else. Bacon and piña colada no doubt.
4. Multi-step skin care
No! I will not buy a toner to put over the day cream which goes on after the serum. That's too much stuff. Just accept the fact that I am getting old, damn it.
What trends have you had enough of?