I feel like pulling Eva out of school so that we can do fun stuff together every day. And of course it would then be unthinkable for me to continue going to work. I'm pretty sure no one would notice if I stopped going in.
To top it all off, I feel fine today. Stomach felt just slightly delicate, so I ever so wisely stuck to a single cup of coffee and then had enough good karma left over to be able to handle a mild curry for supper. All your good wishes for not being ralfingly ill during holidays has paid off big time. I owe you.
But you know the meme that everyone's been doing lately? (But mom, everyone is doing it!) Well, some of the song titles that have been popping up are eerily suitable. SInce I'm lacking the resources for my own personal soothsayer, I figured it was worth a shot.
You know the score:
Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP/Whatever on shuffle.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
1. How does the world see me?
"Fallow" - the Weakerthans (what do you mean? My loins have spat out one brat)
2. Will I have a happy life?
"1000 pound Eyelids" - Chad Van Gaalen (I probably should be getting more sleep)
3. What do my friends really think of me?
"Alaskan Pipeline" - James (I do have a tendency to overfeed people)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush (I'll take that as a no)
5. How can I make myself happy?
"Economic Migrants" - Billy Bragg (makes sense actually, I should have thought of that)
6. What should I do with my life?
"Way Over Yonder in the Minor Key" - Billy Bragg (right on! I'm starting a band!)
7. Will I ever have children?
"Butterflies and Hurricanes" - Muse
8. What is some good advice for me?
"The Violence of Truth" -The The (sounds brutally honest)
9. How will I be remembered?
"Upside Down" - the Jesus and Mary Chain (haha!)
10. What is my signature dancing song?
"Where is Home?" - Bloc Party (never start dancing unless you know how to get home later)
11. What do I think my current theme song is?
"Tragedy" - Emmylou Harris (oh come on now)
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Anthrax" - Gang of Four (you bastards!)
13. What song will play at my funeral?
"Heavenly Nobodies" - Lush (I think Jesus is mad at me)
14. What type of women/men do I like?
"Back to the Old House" - the Smiths (old school maybe?)
15. What is my day going to be like?
"Traffic" - Chad VanGaalen (haha fooled you, I didn't even go to work today you so-called all-seeing playlist)
16. Will I ever have love again?
"Mandingo Cliche" - Belle and Sebastian
17. What type of sex life do I have?
"Dear Catastrophe Waitress" - Belle and Sebastian (well one of those words is right)
18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie?
"We Two" - Christine Fellows (only two? pfft, that's hardly porn!)
Tag - you're it