Pasty, dough-faced singer with a whiny, needling voice and overly ornate vocabulary. His band, the Decemberists, dress up in silly costumes and sing songs ripe with allegory, historical allusion, and literary pretension, evidently as a marketing gimmick to get people to listen to more NPR.
Those list-makers are obviously illiterate cretins who wouldn't know good music or a good man if one fell into their laps.
- or this one, which shows both a dorky and a slightly pudgy Colin:
- but unbelievably, this one, which in our opinion shows a pretty supa-buff hawtie Colin:Well, they can all go straight to hell.
The other image that broke our hearts was this poor walrus. Why would you take the dude's bucket?
If that doesn't break your heart, you haven't got one.