Have you fingered your Grandma or Grandpa today?
I was disgusted! What kind of sick fuck would put that on a bumper sticker?
But the font was really weird and the sticker was this odd colour, so I took another look, squinting my eyes slightly differently, and then I realized it actually said:
Have you hugged your Grandma or Grandpa today?
I'm starting to think I should give up driving.
But it could be worse. I could be in a cab with Jarvis Cocker: