I like papayas (don't love them, like them) but nobody else in the family cares for them, so I hardly ever buy them. The thought of eating one of those behemoths by myself is too daunting. So if I do buy them, I usually only buy a half one, which are always priced way higher than the whole ones.
But last weekend they had whole ones on sale for a really good price and there was one relatively small one that I grabbed, which was roughly only the size of a football, instead of a small car.
The first bowl was very tasty, the second bowl pretty damn good, the third bowl quite nice, the fourth bowl not bad. But I'm starting to get mighty tired of choking down a bowl of papaya every damn morning. I want my grapefruit back! Or even a banana.
I'm starting to understand what Jerry's mom meant when she would declare at every turkey dinner she hosted: "everybody take-it some white meat, or I be eating white meat all week long!"