Don't mess with this one...
She doesn't meow; if she were to open her mouth right now, it would sound like this: " ".
But she is the best mouser I have ever encountered, she sleeps with me most every night, and she likes eating soap.
Tonight we had a huge rainstorm, so much so that our neighbour's basement flooded, and our back sidewalk sprouted a four inch deep puddle. The neighbour and his little boy were with us in our backyard, and Sputnik, who normally would have made a beeline for the house during a thunderstorm, instead had to show off her kahonas, and let the wee tyke know who ruled things around the neighbourhood, by attacking air bubbles while standing in the deepest part of the puddle.
Some just love an audience. Others love power.