|On Average, You Would Sell Out For|
Shit, that wouldn't even buy me a house.
I've got to set my sights higher.
Eva's drama class is going to some drama festival next week and I'm filling out the permission slip right now. There's a section on the Acknowledgement of Risk form that says
"potential hazards may include but are not limited to the following:"
and the school office has filled in: "bus transportation" - okay I get that, and
"being in a theatre"
- what, what, what? Do they think she's Lincoln or something?
and hahaha in grade 5, they took square dancing in gym and we had to fill out an Acknowledgement of Risk form for that too! Square dancing! Not square dancing while wrassling cougars. Not square dancing while jumping out of planes. Not square dancing while swimming with sharks. Just plain old square dancing. Must be those highly flammable polyester shirts.