Should my sweater be invited onto The Hour for a reunion?
Is it merely coincidence that my sweater and The Hour background look remarkably similar? Who stole the idea from whom, do you suppose?
The Hour is in its second year and I've only had my sweater for a month or so, but I bought it at Value Village, so it is entirely possible that spent its earlier life walking around the streets of Toronto, where some sharp-eyed fledgling Hour producer spotted it and thought "hey now, that would make a really fine background for our new show".
Should my sweater insist upon visitation rights?
Should my sweater be calling its lawyer to discuss commercial revenue shares?