Monday, April 03, 2006

19 comments:

Monica said...

Okay, I hope I don't offend anyone. But I HATE marykay. Their makeup is cheap crap. I bought one of those 2 tone eye shadows and I put it down on the counter and it broke!

michelle said...

MaryKay people scare me. Who the hell aspires to driving a pink Cadillac around town?

monica said...

I actually think now you get some other car. Its not pink. But it says Marykay on it. You can't see it, but I'm shuddering!

Stephanie said...

omg where do you keep finding these hilarious photos?

Stephanie said...

top notch i say

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I've never actually used Mary Kay but they scare me too (maybe that's why I've steered clear of them).

Monica - feel free to offend away. This blog is an offensive-friendly zone. And thanks for the update on the MK car colour. That information can be dangerous in the wrong hands, though.

Michelle - the pink Cadillac thing always creeped me out too. Stepford wives, I say.

Stephanie - I have a friend who has way too much time on her hands at work who sends me this stuff. I encourage her.

Maureen said...

Great sign - who's scarier though, Mary Kay or Amway????

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Maureen, aren't they married to each other? Don't they have a child called Scientology? (cheap shot, I know)

tydes said...

I don't get it.

Ben Heller said...

Maybe I'm lucky, but I actually have no idea who Mary Kay is.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Okay, for you guys (Jeff and Ben), Mary Kay is a cosmetics company that sells through home parties. If invited, DO NOT ATTEND!

It's a like pyramid-scheme-like in that they get points for recruiting others as well (correct me if I'm wrong on this folks)
And they used to give pink Cadillacs to their top sales people.

Scared yet?

Will said...

Oh man ... well, never been invited to a Mary Kay party, but I almost got sucked into a similar scheme where I would sell chocolate (back a couple months ago when I was unemployed).

Barbara Bruederlin said...

ooo yeah, Will, the Amway chocolate scheme. Thankfully you escaped that one!

Barbara said...

mmmmm chocolate. Pretty birds don't need MaryKay but they do need chocolate.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Everybody needs chocolate, just not Amway chocolate.

phlegmfatale said...

OMG - someone gave me a Mary Kay fragrance set for Christmas, and I'm hoping it was a re-gifting. I wear expensive perfume - sorry - I just don't like the cheap-smelling crap. It happened to me at the Post Office line once - was having a wonderful conversation with the next woman in line - very funny, then as we neared the front of the line, she brought up that she'd like to do the MK facial shit. OMG - I'm sure the look of horrified insult on my face burned into her brain. Mind you, this was AFTER we exchanged phone numbers. Bitch.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

The horror, Phlegmfatale!! Nothing more disappointing than an interesting person who just wants to sell you shit. If you need me to scratch her eyes out for you, just say the word.

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