Saturday, March 11, 2006

Today I'm hosting Eva's theory of evolution among subcultures;
"An explosion made the sun.

And the sun made hydrogen, and oxygen, and iron which were gradually spewed out to form earth.

And earth made amino acids. And amino acids made protozoa, man and barnacles, among others.

And man made God. And God gave man insight on a very different type of acids, as well as braids and body odour and Eastern philosophy.

And then God made Satan, and Satan made boredom, and the idea of an archetype nonconformist, and arson, anarchy, safety pins and smack.

And then the junkies and arsonists and anarchists and men with assorted facial piercing made noise, and trends and ripped fishnets.

And Hot Topic made money from the trend of ripped fishnets.

And Satan made cynics, and elitism and LiveJournal, where the two groups often converged.
And then God and Satan called it a day's work and went out for a beer."

12 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Sometimes I find it hard to believe that you sprang from my loins.

You rock my world.

Barbara said...

lot of men in this subculture...
Who is wearing the fishnets?
Just curious.

eva said...

I was more referring to man as a species than a gender.

Also, Pete Murphy.

Barbara said...

I went to look for a pic of Pete Murphy wearing fishnets but I could not find one. If you have one Eva, could you post it?

eva said...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/deathjunk/murphy.jpg

Barbara said...

That is indeed fishnet stockings.
Now I need to get the pic out of my head. lol Thanks Eva.

Stephanie said...

AWESOME
that is all

Jas Bhambra said...

Great theory, Eva. I wonder if that would be incorporated in the textbooks soon. :)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Thank you all for your kind critiques of the offspring's creative works. And she was happy to be able to share with you.

I have now taken back control of the blog.

~Jen~ said...

Ooooo i love it...will u teach my kid how to find cool shit in thrift stores?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Jen, send her over and within a week we will have her turned into a cheapo bohemian socialist.

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