Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Is it cheating for me to claim to be dyslexic when I'm really just being stupid?

18 comments:

michelle said...

Oh heaven's no. I like to claim I have restless leg syndrome when I "accidentally" trip people in the movie aisles.

Maureen said...

hahaha, great sign!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

hahaha that's one of the reasons I love you, Michelle! You can't buy an evil mind like that!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I figured you would appreciate that one, Maureen. If you are anything like me, you drank way too much pop from aluminum cans.

Barbara said...

You can't 'buy' an evil mind like that but could you grow one in a lab?

Grumpy Old Bastard said...

Sadly, Barbara II, you can't grow a brain in a Lab...you'd need at least a Weimaraner or a Shepheard.

Ewww, sorry I said anything.

GOB

Maureen said...

Oh yes, there's been a lot of pop from aluminum cans over the years - but in PEI we only have glass bottles.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Barbara W and GOB - I can vouch for the fact that you can't grow a brain in a lab, having been trying to grow mine there for the past few years. It can't be done. Nothing is working.

Maureen, glass pop bottles come with their own danger. I had one explode in my hands once (while still on crutches recovering from a broken ankle) and had 22 stitches. Oh it was a grand time.

Will said...

When I tell people I have A.D.D. they don't believe me - but it's totally true. That is real frustrating.

Ben Heller said...

dyslexics lure OK !

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Well that's just unfair, Will - having to deal with ADD without the benefits of being able to use it as an excuse.
I must say, though, that from here you seem to deal with it remarkably well. You seem very focused to me.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Took me a second to figure that one out, Ben - well done!

Tydes Perdition said...

"Is it cheating for me to claim to be dyslexic when I'm really just being stupid?"

Hell no. I blame Tourette's all the time when, really, I just like to swear.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Fuck, that's a great plan, Jeff!

Tydes Perdition said...

Don't you fuckin' know it!

Stephanie said...

hahahahaha

Barbara Bruederlin said...

swearing's great, innit?

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