The Paralympics features the event of Biathlon, with visually impaired athletes competing. Is it just me, or does blind people firing rifles strike anyone else as an ill-considered idea?
How does one get to be Fight Director for the Stratford Theatre? That just sounds like it would be way too much fun to be considered as a real job.
They should have to mend costumes in their spare time or something, just so they don't feel guilty about getting paid.
I can't stop thinking about Jen beating the crap out of an assailant with a 4L jug of chocolate milk. I realise it didn't actually happen, but I sure wish I'd seen it anyway.
Ralph Klein has promised he will resign as premier of Alberta in October 2007.
I'm starting to stock up on champagne now.