I'm having one of those (thankfully) rare days where I can't seem to get anything happening. Too bad it's my day off.
I've had this weird twitch in one of my abdominal muscles all day. It's like when I worked at the livestock feed sales job which I hated and I had an eye twitch for the entire 10 months.
I keep expecting an alien to come ripping out of my stomach or something. I should sell tickets.