All independent movies are about gay cowboys eating pudding
I think in Brokeback Mountain they eat butterscotch pudding. I have nothing to base this on, I'm not sure why butterscotch, I just feel that it’s so.
Let it be known, that I am completely stoked to see Brokeback Mountain. Jen actually already scooped me on this and wrote earlier today in her insanely sassy blog about how much she wants to see it, how she loves gay cowboys.
And that actually illustrates the point I wanted to make: there’s speculation that straight actors, particularly those that fall into the heart-throb category, are reluctant to take on gay roles as it would turn off the lucrative young female audience. To this I say “BULLSHIT!”
Who wouldn’t want to see a couple of nice looking cowboys getting it on with each other? That’s a selling feature, as far as I’m concerned.
Who agrees? Okay, maybe some of you men might not be so thrilled about the idea of sweaty cowboy bodies rubbing up against each other, but hey, you never know. But I'll just betcha that all the women are. Let’s see a show of hands.
Can I get a HELL YEAH?