Thursday, December 08, 2005

Which man would you rather have sex with?

Here are some examples of how some of my favourite musicians sing about sex:

John K Samson (The Weakerthans) - sweet and romantic
"I want to fall asleep to the sound of you breathing, in a room near a truck stop on a highway somewhere"

Hawksley Workman - sexy

"truly wishing that you listen when I simply say to you strip-tease for me, baby"

Matthew Good - dirty

"I used to dream about your sister fucking me in the shower"

Bry Webb (The Constantines) - transcendant
"and we laid under heavy sheets to love to spite the strange winds blowing. To lust with raging lungs."

So, based on the lyrics, who would you rather have sex with?

(Gentlemen, if you feel this doesn't apply to you, perhaps you would like to share some words or approaches that you've found to be particularly successful when bedding a woman ... or a man, whatever)

My vote?
I choose tantric sex with Bry Webb
- I'm mulling over a future post to explore this in more depth -


Jas B said...

I'll take John K Samson, Barb!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

ahh, you romantic, Jas! He is a sweetheart, though.

Anonymous said...

I vote for the hot coupling pic you chose. I'm now suddenly hearing innuendo where there is none, and I'm VERY glad I'm not single right now.

Ok, I have to go with Bry Webb. There's something so incredibly sexy about having to think about the sentiment behind the words. It makes the emotions that follow cascade like an enormous waterfall.

There's always Nine Inch Nails' Closer lyrics. "I want to fuck you like an animal". Raunchy, desperate, and visceral, mmm.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

ahhh yes Michelle, the cascading waterfall.... *dirty laugh* I think those are really sexy lyrics too and the Constantines' music is full of eroticism (I think)

NIN definitely wins for barn-yard sex though! Maybe I should add another category...

Kellee said...

Do we have our choice of "Current MG" or "pre-marriage MG". I liked the skinny, shaggy look...that was sexy! Then his wife started feeding him, and well, we've seen the results. ha! I do have to say, he is looking more fit (from what I SAW of the concert, but the scruffy/beardish shit on his face has gotta go).
Miss ya Barb! Hello to Eva, and tell her I want my CUSTOM EVA CD PRONTO! hahahaha!

Kellee said...

ohhhhh...I almost forgot
-the lead singers of both "The Bravery" and "The Killers". They turn my crank as well. ;)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Kellee - you be cheating! This is supposed to be based on what they say, not on how they look. Keep this up and I may have to ban your ass from this site, miss!
But I'm going to be lenient and assume you meant more the Hello Time Bomb lines (pickin up chicks for me) and less the current more mature lyrics. Okay, the panel says we can accept that.

And sorry, Sam Endicott and Brandon Flowers would only be interesting if they were to bash each other's heads in, as they keep promising to do, in my humble opinion.

Also, Eva is too much of a butt to ever make a cd, I'm afraid, so I will make you one after Christmas instead

Kellee said...

Oooops...don't hit me. Yes, I am basing my fantasy sexual encounter on a "hot-ness scale". Unless they plan on singing while rocking my world, I find it necessary to have something pleasant to peek at! ;) Josh says I have a thing for "heroin chic men"...I think he's right.
In all seriousness...start thinking about a visit in the spring. Josh will even take Jerry fishing and all that while we troop around.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Kellee, you could always close your eyes (and think of England). I would never ban nor hit you - I was simply letting the power go to my head.

Grover said...

Never had any success whatsoever in bedding a woman, but if there's one bit that melts me like butter, it's when Sia Furler (guest vocalist for Zero 7) sings:

"You're the warmth in my summer breeze. You're the ivory to my ebony keys. You would share your last jelly bean, and you would somersault in sand with me. You put my feet back on the ground. Did you know you brought me around? Yeah you were sweet and you were sound. You saved me."

God, that always gets to me.

Grover said...

And yes, what a wonderfully arousing photo. :-)

Kellee said...

I love you Barb, however, only if I ws sleeping with Charles or Camilla (I don't know if I could tell the diffence!)-
The men I choose must be viewed so that I would forever have their lusciousness burned into my memory.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Oh Andy: "You saved me" -that's perfect, that turns me to mush. (They do look like they're connecting in that photo, don't they?)
Kellee - har! Can't tell the difference between Charles and Camilla - you rule!

Conky said...

Id hump Maynard.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

But what does Maynard SAY, Jen, that makes you want to hump him? Do I have to ban your ass along with Kellee's, harhar?

Conky said...

I'd sell
My soul
My self-esteem a dollar at a time

One chance
One kiss
One taste of you my magdalena

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Gasp! That's good, Jen! Self-abasement and desperation all in the name of lust - definitely hump-worthy!