Tuesday, November 29, 2005

What the phunk is going on?

Two signs that I am turning into a crotchety old fart:

1. I’m becoming fearful of icy sidewalks. I tore my hamstrung some good last winter and now I dread the thought of doing that again. I even have a waffle-mark on my knee still – a permanent reminder of the pair of pants I was wearing.


2. I find myself wondering what IS the point of the Black Eyed Peas? I had the dubious pleasure of watching them perform the half-time show at Grey Cup and fuck do they ever reek! And it pisses me off no end to hear people appropriating other people’s voices. Fergie, you are not black. Quit trying to talk black. You look like an idiot.

12 comments:

Sean said...

I was more upset by the fact that it wasn't some Canadian group up there, crappy or not...

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Yeah, even Shania Twain lipsyncing would have been better. Hell, even me not lipsyncing would have been better...

Neil said...

Fergie can say or do whatever she wants, you leave her alone!

But I agree, the band sucks.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Neil loves Fergie, nyah nyah nyah!!!!

Kellee said...

Ummmmmm....I love Fergie too.
Please don't hit me.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Pfft, I wash my hands of the both of you. Fergie lovers!

Neil said...

I don't love her so much as have lustful feelings towards her. That's all.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Oh that's SO much better. Eva (the kid) says that Fergie reminds her of one of those cats with mushed-in faces. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Neil said...

she has a face?

Kellee said...

I think she's gorgeous.
Please don't hit me.

michelle said...

I don't understand why, like Sean said, there wasn't a Canadian group performing?!?

Have you guys seen the bladder leakage photo of Fergie? I'm sorry, but urine on the crotch is not hot... to the viewer, at least. That's just icky.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

What? Bladder leakage photo, Michelle? No I've not even heard of this one - do share!