Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Pigs Now Officially Fly

Gaaaackkk! My mom's got an email account!
She's going to be one of those annoying hipsters at the seniors' home. Actually it's going to be great because now she can email the pope (benedict_xiii@vatican.va). I'm pretty sure he still speaks German. They can exchange racy jokes.
I'm not sure if Mom is going to start reading this here blog, but it's waaay too late for me to stop swearing now. Fuck, I should have tried harder. It's not all that likely that she'll hang out online too much, as she still questions my brother as to why he doesn't just put a stamp on an email and be done with it.
Suddenly, though, I no longer feel like telling you about the great new tampons I discovered and how they are going to help save the world.


10 comments:

Neil said...

I can't imagine my mom on a computer. She thinks they are bad and the world has only gotten worse as their popularity has increased.... maybe she's on to something.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Are you talking about me?

I really can't imagine my frail old mom on a computer either - she has trouble holding the phone properly. I think my brother will do the emailing for her. Hey, did he ever contact you? (He's the fisheries guy)

Neil said...

Nope, never heard from him. I was waiting and waiting, one day I realized, "He's not coming".

Barbara Bruederlin said...

the bugger

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