(fear of long words)
Well, there's no way I suffer from that one. I'm a big old windbag who loves throwing big words around to make people think I'm smart.
bwaaahaaahaaa! Are you impressed yet?
My dad, who also loved weird words (and used to read the encyclopedia for pleasure), used to love one particular German word.
When you modify a noun in German, you simply add the adjective onto the front of the noun, so the word can get pretty damned long. There is a motion in front of the German parliament to make changes to the language to eliminate that, which I think would be a shame.
I wish I remember exactly what that word was that my dad liked, but it was about 25 syllables long. Something about an ocean-faring commercial steamship captain.
Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?
I used to think that Bugs Bunny was pretty hot. I'm pretty sure he was gay, now that I think about it, but gay guys are generally hot, due to the sassiness factor. I'd want to hang with him.
So, who's your cartoon crush, past or present?