1. Chicken balls will always be gross. Don't let anybody tell you that these chicken balls are going to be different because they will always be those disgusting little pieces of unidentifiable flesh surrounded by seven pounds of batter. They taste like their name.
2. The way to get a teenager's attention is to ask them "hey, do you want to see a picture of me and George Stroumboulopoulos?"
3. Brother-in-law will get you to the airport on time, much more than sister will.
4. There are some really great German swear words that I had forgotten (and will be posting over the next while for your entertainment and enlightenment).
5. Some people have never heard of Franz Ferdinand.
6. I am a music snob. Okay, I guess I already knew that.
7. Airport parking always costs a fuck of a lot more than you think it will.
8. You still have to pick up milk on the way home.