Monday, September 12, 2005

Fun with Dyslexia ... and other hobbies

I'm losing my mind, or becoming deaf or dyslexic or something.

Last night when the little bunny on tv said "it's my first aid merit badge", I thought he said "it's my first gay marriage badge". And then Eva called me a fruit fly.

And the day before I glanced at the tv and there was this tampon commercial on, showing a woman getting into an elevator with a man and the back of her dress was tucked into her panties. I saw the words "Sexual Harassment Happens. Leaks Shouldn't" on the screen. WTF? But after a second glance, I realised it actually said "Embarrassment Happens. Leaks Shouldn't".

Pretty soon, I'll be wearing a diaper and drooling my mashed peas down my chin.

  • MUSIC (going to work) - Buck 65 - Secret House Against the World
  • MUSIC (coming home) - The Futureheads - S/T
  • VIDEO (that made me happy) - Matt Mays - City of Lakes

The Hour was scheduled to start again tonight, but due to that goddamned labour dispute at the CBC, we get reruns of the fucking Roadside Antiques Show or some damned thing. But, haha, Eva and I are going to see George give a lecture at the main library this Friday night. Jerry has declined, even though I think he has a hetero man-crush on George (but then, who doesn't?).


Anonymous said...

I did notice a little bit of strange behaviour from you last time I saw you.....I guess I was just too polite to say anything. It's ok, you know the Martha's will always be here to feed you!!

Martha Bev

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Did you spell Marthas wrong just to bug me? You did, didn't you? You know exactly which buttons to push.

Anonymous said...

Oh ya, I sure do! I believe in the way I enjoy spelling Martha's! lol

Conky said...

George Strombolopalopalopgis is HOT.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

My boyfriend George is very hot indeed. If I get any pics of him tomorrow night I will send them to you. Actually I have pictures of him on the walls of my office and everybody thinks I'm a cougar.

Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! »