Do I really want buff abs this badly?
Reverse crunches kill me. Today was abs day, and I've been kinda slacking off on my lower abs lately, so I did 100. Damn near did me in. Had it not been for the inspiration I was getting from those wonderfully life-affirming Weakerthans, I would have quit at 70: "Here's a marker, here's my naked skin, our exhibit A. Put a small x where I lost my way." *
Okay, so John Samson was probably not thinking of my lower abs when he wrote that, but he might have been.
Go ahead - punch me in the guts. Hard as you can.
* Benediction (Reconstruction Site) - The Weakerthans