Barb's Moderately Long Questionaire

(A blatant ripoff of Jen's Excessively Long Questionaire)

For all who love:

- talking about themselves

- completely useless information

- hearing others give completely useless (but fascinating!) information about themselves

Warning: The following is a PG13 rated questionaire.

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Punk or metal?
Punk

Would you rather lose your arms or your legs?
Legs, because how would you wipe your bum with no arms? Seriously.

Favourite Canadian bands/musicians (maximum of 5)?
Matthew Good
The Weakerthans
The New Pornographers
The Constantines
Hawskley Workman

What was your favourite tv show as a kid?
Hawaii 5-0

Your signature recipe?
Shrimp Korma

How long does it take you to get to work?
45 minutes – 1 hour

Do you have siblings?
Yes

Birth order?
4th of 4

What is your favourite body part?
Arms

Which Elvis?
Costello

What colour is the number 26?
Yellow

Pete or Carl?... Do you know who Pete and Carl are?
Carl was obviously the talent, while Pete is a crackhead, but on the other hand, Pete is such a fascinating train wreck. Overall: Carl

Showers or baths?
Showers

Do you think that George Stroumboulopoulos is:
a) the greatest voice of Canadian pop culture of our time
b) an angel sent from heaven to make women feel more alive
c) an insanely nice person
d) all of the above
D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favourite authors?
Douglas Coupland, Ruth Rendall, Minette Walters, Roddy Doyle

Top 4 favourite tv shows?
South Park
The Hour
Bromwell High
Trailer Park Boys

Sexiest song?
Tarantulove (Hawksley Workman)

Would you rather be twice your height or half your height?
Twice

Favourite number?
6

Would you rather stick a pin in your eye just once, or listen to nothing but Snowbird 24 hours a day for the rest of your life?
Pin

Favourite American bands/musicians (maximum of 5)?
The Pixies
The Violent Femmes
Wilco
The Replacements
Red Hot Chili Peppers

Who sings the best cover of Hallelujah, and why?
Jeff Buckley – heart-wrenching

Favourite season?
Fall

Blur or Oasis?...Would you have given the same answer 10 years ago?
Blur!!!!!!! Yes

Can you play a musical instrument?
Pink saxophone? (sorry, Bromwell High joke)… spoons

Any piercings?
Used to have holes in ears, but they grew over

Song that makes you cry?
Fallow (The Weakerthans)

Salt or sugar?
Salt

What colour are your bedroom walls?
Red

Do you have an inner South Park character?
I’d like to think I would be Cartman, but I’m afraid it would more likely be Randy Marsh or Chef

Know any binary jokes?
Yes… 10011100010110110012 hahaha

Ever done any acting?
Not even in home pornos

Favourite British bands/musicians (maximum of 5)?
The Clash
The Smiths
Radiohead
Joy Division
Bloc Party

Do you have any skills that most people don’t know you possess?
I know how to weld

When did Trading Spaces jump the shark?
With the first spin-off – Trading Spaces Family. All downhill from there

What personal effects do you have in your workspace?
Bart Simpson poster, Dilbert cartoons, photos of Matt Good, The Weakerthans, Bloc Party, George Stroumboulopoulos, family, Buck 65 signature, music on Media Player, a little zen garden which I NEVER use

If you were to have cosmetic surgery, what would you have done?
I’d lift my boobs up off my knees, or get rid of that fat flap on my inner thighs

Ever kill anyone?
Only in my mind. And at Rumoli

Decorating style: minimalist or traditional?
Minimalist

Favourite disease name (you like the name, that is, not the disease, idiot)?
Necrotising Fasciatis

How do you feel about bagpipes?
Love them!

Any tattoos?...If not, what would you get and where?
No…an x on my inner forearm, or a heart surrounding the word mother on my bicep

Zombies, vampires, or werewolves?
Zombies rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!