Barb's Moderately Long Questionaire
(A blatant ripoff of Jen's Excessively Long Questionaire)
For all who love:
- talking about themselves
- completely useless information
- hearing others give completely useless (but fascinating!) information about themselves
Warning: The following is a PG13 rated questionaire.
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Punk or metal?
Would you rather lose your arms or your legs?
Legs, because how would you wipe your bum with no arms? Seriously.
Favourite Canadian bands/musicians (maximum of 5)?
The New Pornographers
What was your favourite tv show as a kid?
Your signature recipe?
How long does it take you to get to work?
45 minutes – 1 hour
Do you have siblings?
4th of 4
What is your favourite body part?
What colour is the number 26?
Pete or Carl?... Do you know who Pete and Carl are?
Carl was obviously the talent, while Pete is a crackhead, but on the other hand, Pete is such a fascinating train wreck. Overall: Carl
Showers or baths?
Do you think that George Stroumboulopoulos is:
a) the greatest voice of Canadian pop culture of our time
b) an angel sent from heaven to make women feel more alive
c) an insanely nice person
d) all of the above
Douglas Coupland, Ruth Rendall, Minette Walters, Roddy Doyle
Top 4 favourite tv shows?
Trailer Park Boys
Tarantulove (Hawksley Workman)
Would you rather be twice your height or half your height?
Would you rather stick a pin in your eye just once, or listen to nothing but Snowbird 24 hours a day for the rest of your life?
Favourite American bands/musicians (maximum of 5)?
The Violent Femmes
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Who sings the best cover of Hallelujah, and why?
Jeff Buckley – heart-wrenching
Blur or Oasis?...Would you have given the same answer 10 years ago?
Can you play a musical instrument?
Pink saxophone? (sorry, Bromwell High joke)… spoons
Used to have holes in ears, but they grew over
Song that makes you cry?
Fallow (The Weakerthans)
Salt or sugar?
What colour are your bedroom walls?
Do you have an inner South Park character?
I’d like to think I would be Cartman, but I’m afraid it would more likely be Randy Marsh or Chef
Know any binary jokes?
Yes… 10011100010110110012 hahaha
Ever done any acting?
Not even in home pornos
Favourite British bands/musicians (maximum of 5)?
Do you have any skills that most people don’t know you possess?
I know how to weld
When did Trading Spaces jump the shark?
With the first spin-off – Trading Spaces Family. All downhill from there
What personal effects do you have in your workspace?
Bart Simpson poster, Dilbert cartoons, photos of Matt Good, The Weakerthans, Bloc Party, George Stroumboulopoulos, family, Buck 65 signature, music on Media Player, a little zen garden which I NEVER use
If you were to have cosmetic surgery, what would you have done?
I’d lift my boobs up off my knees, or get rid of that fat flap on my inner thighs
Ever kill anyone?
Only in my mind. And at Rumoli
Decorating style: minimalist or traditional?
Favourite disease name (you like the name, that is, not the disease, idiot)?
How do you feel about bagpipes?
Any tattoos?...If not, what would you get and where?
No…an x on my inner forearm, or a heart surrounding the word mother on my bicep
Zombies, vampires, or werewolves?