Friday, September 12, 2014

abandon schedules, all ye who enter here


The jug of milk left casually on the counter is a reminder that, left to its own devises, this coffee morning can easily stretch on into early afternoon.

Time moves differently here. City time is discarded with the wrist watches abandoned on bedside tables. Lake time is measured instead in the movement of the clouds, the shifting of the prevailing wind and the barely perceptible passage of sun over water. Fishing boats setting forth and later returning to shore are the only concessions to human circadian rhythms.

Tucked into the far corner of the kitchen, the microwave - with its digital face - inserts its timekeeping only enough to heat a forgotten cup of coffee grown tepid, or to acknowledge the persistent growling of a tummy in search of a snack.

It’s not perfect, of course, this abandonment of big city time. The casual disregard of furnace repairmen who promise to show up and never do quickly loses its charm. But the seasons don’t care. The drama of the clouds will continue to strut across the stage of the enormous sky, sunlit ripples will forever play across the open water, fish will continue to hunt and spawn and die. Even if the pipes do burst or the house burns down.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

new wild

We meet up during times of half-light, me rising with the dawn, she only stirring when the lengthening shadows merge into a single cloak of darkness. Only then, when the full moon on the lake provides the only light, does she feel safe enough to come out from her hiding places. She is not enjoying her trip to the lake place.

As darkness descends, she emerges to do all the normal cat things - eat, drink, explore, express a keen interest in finding a way out that door. Her use of the cottage litter box is a highlight reel in toilet etiquette. We thought by now she would have become more comfortable, but instead it appears that she will spend her days in hiding until it's time for us to tranquilizer her for the 1100 km road trip back home. 

It's such a shame that she won't get to have fun with all the birds and bats, the snakes and chipmunks, that call this place home. Less of a shame that she won't encounter the giant fox and its mini-me counterpart that have been meandering through.

Perhaps cat psychotherapy will be required before next summer.

Friday, August 29, 2014

carpal brain

I have been offered some pretty awesome writing projects lately. I am honoured, of course, as I take each new job as a validation of whatever writing skills I may possess. This is what I have been working toward for the last six years, after all. And unless circumstances make it impossible, I always say yes, of course. But I have to admit that I am biting off a tad more than I can chew these days. The cheeks are full.

Once I stop taking these 2,200 km round-trips to the lake place every two weeks, I will have an easier time staying on top of the wave of work. But for now I am putting my time management skills to the test. Thank goodness for these German micromanagement genes. 

Oh, and I am also planning CommuniQuatre, which will be held in Portland in a few weeks. Hello, hipster heaven!

I am going to ice my wrists and drain my brain with some renovation shows or something this evening, before diving into a week of writing writing writing, followed by a trip across the prairies. With cat.

Here are some recently published pieces that I managed to squeeze out before the carpal tunnel syndrome set in:
and a slightly shorter version, known as thing two

Friday, August 22, 2014

voice of the lake

As we have been settling into our cottage and have had more time to enjoy it (rather than just continuing to complete structural tasks), it's no longer enough that this is our place to get away to. It has become a place in need of an identity.

The lake place has been one of three cottages that I have visited over the past ten days, each one utterly different from the rest. My brother's place, a tiny one-room cottage in the centre of a busy tourist location, has the feel of a rest-stop. A place to spend a few hours away from the bustle of the shops and boardwalk. There's a community bathroom and cook shack and neighbours an arm's length away; you have to like being around lots of people. My sister's place has a real beach feel, with beadboard walls and wicker and a large treed lot in an established beach community. It's a place that lends itself to croquet and paperbacks and sandy flip-flops on deck steps.

And then there is us. Our lot, a former alfalfa field, is treed only in the riparian zone, to which it slopes substantially. There are only three dwellings on our side of the lake and nothing but fields and Manitoba parkland for miles and miles. The lake is a well-known fishing spot, but there is no beach. 

Whites and blues and creams do not fit into the decor here, which is just as well, considering we painted with greens and greys. As we move from subsistence living to becoming accustomed to touches of luxury (with a functioning water and septic system awaiting us when we arrived this time, a driveway put down while we were here, and a fridge and stove on their way next time), the real nature of our lake place is starting to make itself known. 

Although new, it's rustic, with a sturdy wooden deck and a daunting climb to get there. The wood stove that is at the heart of the big room and the little touches that we are adding each time we come out seem to be nudging the lake place toward a woodsy retreat feel. I think I surprised the Spousal Unit with my resounding yes! at his suggestion that we mount a head or antlers or a skull or something on the living room wall. 

I think we have found our lake voice. Now all we need are the trees.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

porchless

I have been trying to get along with the Apidae family ever since they moved in, but clearly this is just not working out. 

I am the one making all the compromises: giving them plenty of room, staying out of their way, politely ignoring them as they buzz around. I even forgave them when one of them attacked me a couple of weeks ago, thinking perhaps I somehow brought the attack upon myself. So I gave them more room, tried to be an understanding neighbour.

But no more. Last night one of them attacked me again, inflicting two wounds upon my abdomen. So I killed him.

I really enjoy sitting on my front deck after dinner, reading the newspaper. It's the part of summer that I most look forward to all winter long. But since these red-belted bumble bees have nested under the deck, it's been considerably less fun. 

The entrance to their nest is a small gap between the deck and the wall of the house. There is no way for a non-professional to access it. I don't particularly want to kill these bees, but I don't want to keep getting stung either. It hurts like a mofo. 

I have hung up one of those fake wasp nests to establish my territory, which they completely ignored. I have moved the chairs and table well away from the nest entrance and made sure that their flight path to and from the nest is clear of any obstructions. That seemed to work for a while, until I brought a cup of chamomile tea out with me last night. Who knew bumbles bees became so enraged by chamomile tea?

I used to think that bumble bees were nice. Maybe these red-belted ones are just the assholes of the bumble bee world. Does anybody know Billy the Exterminator's number?

Tuesday, August 05, 2014

found lives

Between the pages of a well-preserved copy of Alice Munro's Open Secrets, that I bought at a second-hand store a few weeks ago, I found a boarding pass. It was in pristine shape, for a slip of paper twenty years old, and it was dated on my birthday. I took this to be a good omen.

While my life was immersed in the minutiae of being a mother to a three-year-old, Ms. W. Takahashi was boarding a flight from Victoria to Smithers. It would have been Thanksgiving weekend, so perhaps Ms. W. Takahashi was returning home after visiting her elderly parents. They pressed her to stay, of course - they hadn't seen her since summer - but she had to be at work early the next morning. She had just started her job a month earlier, after all. She had yet to prove herself.

I was probably walking under a canopy of brilliantly lit maple leaves while she was heading to Gate 1 to board Central Mountain Air flight 993. No doubt I was carrying a handful of perfect red leaves that my three-year-old had insisted on collecting along the way. We would press them later, between wax, and fashion a wreath for the front door, a wreath that inexplicably survived a move halfway across the country three years later.

Perhaps it was the same Thanksgiving Day that will be forever etched in my memory as one of life's perfect moments, those moments when you are fully aware of just how lucky you are to be in that place at that instant, when you tell yourself always remember this. I do remember; I remember how the brilliant afternoon sun illuminated the one yellow tree among all the red ones along the street, I remember how I paused beneath its glowing canopy to feel the warmth, I remember how I savoured the crazy-making aroma of roasting turkey that wafted out from open windows all along the street.

I wonder what Ms. W. Takahashi, in her crisp white linen suit - pulling her neatly packed tiny suitcase along behind her - had for dinner that night. I wonder if her parents had pressed specially made family favourites upon her, insisting that she take them along for her solitary meal. She would have had to unzip her new rolling suitcase to find a spot for those delicacies among the neatly folded clothes.

Her mother's eyes had misted up as she took Ms. W. Takahashi's slender hands in her own gnarled ones. Her father had nodded stoically as she hugged him goodbye. It had been a good weekend, and she would be back for Christmas.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Martian chronicles

One Thousand - Jo-Anne B. Foster

Calgary writer, Jo-Anne B. Foster, has a near-limitless imagination. In her second novel, One Thousand, she has used that fertile imagination to terraform the barren landscape of the planet Mars into a thriving space colony. In doing so, Foster has created an impressively intricate and strangely appealing world.

One Thousand tells the story of a thousand professionals from various disciplines who are recruited by NASA to inhabit a newly built Martian complex. In addition to the expected group of scientists are more unconventional space travellers - writers, painters, photographers (and later musicians and actors). Chronicling the five-year mission - in the form of fictionalized novels about life on Mars - is the main character from Foster's first novel, a novelist who writes under the pseudonym Melinda Frost.

One Thousand is understated in its narrative; the voice of Melinda Frost is refreshingly straight-forward and unembellished by too much internal angst and backstory. Yet, at the same time, the world that Foster has created is quite well-realized. The technological details that she has worked into One Thousand make the Mars colony a functional and surprisingly luxurious compound. 

The plot points of the novel move along swiftly and in an uncomplicated fashion, allowing the details of the new world to be the real focus of the book. Foster paints a richly detailed picture of life on this colony. I was particularly fascinated with the clever minutiae of things such as collapsible glass, specially-designed clothing, and the transplantation of Arctic flora to the Martian soil.

Over the five-year span of the novel, the Mars colonists make impressive technological advances in sustainability. Although these people get a lot more done than I do in five years, Jo-Anne Foster has a way of making these seemingly effortless accomplishments feel quite natural and matter-of-fact. Advances in space travel, for example, have reduced the original trip between Earth and Mars from two months in suspended animation down to two weeks wide-awake. Oddly, the Martian colonists still use Skype to communicate with people back on Earth. But perhaps Skype technology has improved as well.

One Thousand is a charming little book, full of rich details of a mostly utopian world that I wouldn't mind visiting, especially now that I can get there in two weeks.

In the interests of disclosure, I should say that the author is a friend of mine, part of a group of writers who meet weekly to flex some creative muscles. Jo-Anne Foster has obviously been working out. 

Monday, July 28, 2014

sights from the fest: weekend roundup

Friday night memories: nobody doesn't dance when A Tribe Called Red is around

nothing says workshop like Deep Dark Woods

ginger beef and pork belly tacos (not shown), a shady grove and smokin' guitarist Kaki King 


hopefully there is a prize for most foreheads tattoos on stage at once
Waco Brothers kicking out the jams

lamplighter parade with Bruce Cockburn backdrop

Hello Moth, Great Lake Swimmers, Deep Dark Woods - beautiful workshop music

the irrepressible Ms Nilles

festie buddies

approximately 1/10 of the Torch and Twang workshop

Jill Barber, aka Green Dress #2

the Hells (Eve and Mike) enjoying some torching and twanging

the super-talented Mr Steve Fletcher

Ms Festival 2014, Kenna Burima

Friday, July 25, 2014

second day sights: Calgary Folk Fest 2014

insanely awesome dancers

Mary Gauthier

Great Lake Swimmers and some guy's back


festie friends

owls on sticks watching A Tribe Called Red

also unicorns on crutches; you know, the usual
Yamantaka//Sonic Titan
 Fiasco Gelato's Salted Caramel Dark Chocolate gelato was possibly the most awesome thing in a day of awesome things. Consumed before the camera could get out of the bag.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

sights from the night: day one of Calgary Folk Fest 2014

Trampled by Turtles

folkies being Turtle Trampled
oh look, CBC weather dude Craig Larkins doing his report thang right near our tarp

Basia Bulat, happy to be back on the island
mo' Basia

Monday, July 21, 2014

the lazy woman's book review

If you are familiar with David Sedaris' books then you:

a) know exactly how hilarious they are, and
b) probably already read Me Talk Pretty One Day, since it was published in 2000.

If you are not familiar with David Sedaris' books, then I cannot even begin to do justice to them in a book review, and can only suggest that you immediately pick up any David Sedaris book that you can get your hands on. Doesn't matter which one; they are all snorting-coffee-out-your-nose funny.

You can thank me later.




Wednesday, July 16, 2014

grey area

Maybe there is a reason why grey is my favourite colour. Neither black nor white, it straddles the horizon line between dark and light.

Evil lives there, peacefully, next to good. They talk over the backyard fence almost every day. They regularly share cups of coffee, amicably, there in the grey zone.

Grey is serenely accommodating in its role as the catch-basin of all extremes. It fulfills my need to see all sides of an argument. It quiets my compulsion to be all things to all people. 

I live in the grey. 

Saturday, July 12, 2014

a bit of giddyup

I caved to peer pressure this year, buying new jeans and sandals for Stampede. These were clothes that I desperately needed to buy anyway, but finding them about an hour before having to head out to a fancy Stampede do lent a heady sensation of urgency to the tedium of shopping. I felt like such a desperado.

The National Music Centre Stampede BBQ - held way the hell out of town at The Crossing at Ghost River - was jaw-droppingly spectacular and well worth the trip. It was even worth almost running out of gas on the way home. A gob-smackingly beautiful setting, combined with impeccable hospitality and high-end musical guests made for a first-class party. And I am not just saying that because it was the National Music Centre. This was truly a lesson in how to put on an event.

A lot of the ladies in attendance were pretty giddy to be serenaded by both Jim Cuddy and Paul Brandt during dinner and we were all in awe of the ageless energy of Buffy Sainte-Marie who turned the big white tent into a rocking pow wow during dessert. I swear that woman has a painting of herself getting older in an attic somewhere.
 


A little closer to home, I got my annual pancake feed at the NMC offic - chocolate chip pancakes, y'all - and managed to feel all responsible by saying no to a late-morning Caesar, opting for orange juice instead. Maybe I am not as cowboy as I thought.

But even my shameless self-promotion is Stampede themed today. My latest Calgary Sun/NMC article features my chat with The Travelling Mabels - a beautifully-harmonizing three-generational female band - about Alberta, country music and Stampede. 

Yahoo!

Sunday, July 06, 2014

navigating the prairie waters

We delayed our trip to the lake place for a couple of days, first to spend a bit more time with the Offspring during her whirlwind trip home, then once again because of the ominous weather warnings we were hearing from the prairies. Those warnings were well-founded. 

By the time the rain stopped, after three days of torrential downpour, Manitoba and Saskatchewan were almost impassable with road closures. And not just gravel country roads either - the Trans Canada Highway from White City to Grenfell, a stretch of 108 kms, was closed for several days initially when it was covered with water and then parts of it closed once again when the road caved in.

We saw some crazy sights on our drive. We saw water pouring out from underneath railroad tracks. We saw a car that had been washed off the road. We saw convoys of vehicles cautiously navigating submerged sections of highway. Prior to this trip, we didn't even realize that ditch water could have a rapid current. And this was a full five days after the rains had stopped.

And of course, with the ground already saturated, it is going to take a long time for the water to dissipate. Most of it is heading into Manitoba.

Our usual 10 hour trip stretched to 11.5, as we were detoured south after Regina, in order to go northeast. But we saw some parts of the province we hadn't seen before, and we were happy just to make it to our destination at all. We didn't have to resort to our backup plan of turning around and driving back to Moose Jaw for the night before heading back home with our tails tucked between our legs. Kudos to the province of Saskatchewan for dealing so effectively with a situation that was still so fluid. So to speak.

At the lake place, the house was solid and dry, as always. We met with the plumber and finalized plans for water and septic tank installation. The next time we head out there, we should have indoor plumbing. My heart beats a little quicker as I think of civilization drawing nearer.

We did some yard work - including a bit of bushwhacking - which roused the curiousity of the local beaver, who came by to see what the heck was going on. We conversed with the swallows, chiding them on their messiness while being grateful for their effective mosquito-eating prowess and being charmed by their elegant flight. We hung out with the chipmunks and finally spotted one of our resident garter snakes for the first time this year. The Spousal Unit managed a bit of fishing and landed a hefty rainbow trout. We made plans and lists.

Life, after all, is all about the plans and lists.

Sunday, June 29, 2014

storm the crease like bumble bees

The Lonely End of the Rink: 
Confessions of a Reluctant Goalie 
- Grant Lawrence

It's probably safe to say that only Grant Lawrence could make me read a hockey book. The quintessentially Canadian CBC host has a self-deprecating approach to storytelling that usually elicits more than a few coffee-spewing snorts out of my nose. His memoir Adventures in Solitude: What to Wear to a Naked Potluck and Other Stories from Desolation Sound, which I reviewed in 2011, was one of the most engaging books I had read in a long time. Surely if anyone could make a book about hockey enjoyable, it would be Grant Lawrence?

In many ways, he has.

Lawrence's reminiscences about his long, often painful, journey from small, bespectacled, knee-braced bully target in elementary school to Vancouver Canucks-loving (albeit still insecure) goalie in a championship-winning beer league hockey team is a surprisingly informative read. Lawrence weaves the history of NHL championship battles - primarily those involving the Vancouver Canucks - throughout his narrative. And although I generally only had a passing familiarity with many of the hockey names mentioned, the history of the game is rich enough with oddball characters and nail-biting suspense to keep even a non-athlete like myself entertained.

Lawrence is at his best when relating his own personal history. His tale of growing up the decidedly non-athletic child of two very athletic parents is vintage Lawrence story-telling at its finest. As in his earlier book, Lawrence borrows song titles as chapter titles, a practice that I admit to indulging in myself. There's that feeling of being part of the inner sanctum when you recognize and understand the significance of the name.

I admit that I enjoyed Adventures in Solitude somewhat more than The Lonely End of the Rink, but I am pretty sure that lies in the fact that I am more interested in the hippie counter-culture of the inappropriately-named Sunshine Coast than I am the Vancouver Canucks. Strictly a personal preference. 

Now I just have to convince the Spousal Unit - for whom I bought The Lonely End of the Rink as a Christmas present - that it's time to read. 

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

breather

The month's work is done and invoices prepared. The giant list on the fridge has been all but scratched out. It's summer at last.

The arrival of the Offspring this afternoon marked a setting aside of time to indulge for a few days. Indulge in time whiled away on the front porch, indulge in family stories told again, indulge in meals prepared together and recipes shared.

The raison d'etre of the whirlwind trip is ostensibly a Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds concert on Friday night, but it's really quite a lot more than that. Oh, concert we shall, but look for us also in your friendly neighbourhood thrift store, more than a few coffee shops, and perhaps a farmers' market or two. The rest of the world can wait.